#12

Aziz Ansari is probably one of the funniest bastards walking this earth. I watched "Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening" and I did not stop laughing for the entire hour.
At work for another hour then I'm out hopefully. But to do what? I just have to get out of here. Today is my dad's birthday. I'm in a shit mood.
A member came back to the gym and she makes me nuts. When she talks all I hear is my own voice begging for the sweet relief of death...that can't be good right? I get along with most people but I don't know she just makes me want to punch a puppy. She angers me to my core. It's probably the most boring conversation you can ever have in your life- just shit you would never care about. She also stays here for over an hour. She's trying to kill me I'm almost sure of it. Just trying to watch me have a stroke.
Everyday when I leave my house I get that instant feeling of fear that I've lost my watch somewhere along the way, then I remember I don't have it and I'm relieved and sad at the same time. I went years without one and then got used to wearing one again and now I'm going through withdrawl.