#21.5

C: you need a human sized purse
D: lol why human sized
C: not that hampster thing you carry around more space so shit doesn't fall out everytime you open it I could fit a 3 month old in my purse
D: have you tested this theory?
C: yes I take infants and shove them in my bag then I give them back to their parents and run like a mad woman Cause I"m pretty sure it's a crime what I'm doing
D: well, if its a tested theory, then i cant just overlook the evidence i guess i need a human sized purse
C: it's staring you right in the face just embrace it
D: the infant?
C: no
D: okay good
C: well they do stare
D: That'd be creepy

#19.5

D :lol quit your dilly dallying
C: though I did watch all of his shows from March in one day kinda proud of myself on that one
D: lol i want to say that you need to find something more productive to do with your time but watching colbert report seems perfectly reasonable

#18.5

M: Ur no fun
C: Lies I'm tons of fun
M: I'd say pounds of fun, tons is an extraordinary amount of weight. You're hundreds of pounds of fun.

#11.5

K.C.: I love the heat...I'm most comfortable in 105 degree weather... My parents are from Ecuador...that is the EQUATOR... Bring the heat on.

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C: are you still being mean?
S: im never mean
C: The last time I talked to you you told me to die.

#9.5

D: How about spinach lasagna
C: Sounds good. Where shall I acquire it
D: IDK
C: Thanks
D: Sorry. You're the italian one!
C: So you think I can just make lasagna appear out of thin air? Racist.
D: No but I think you know where to find some.
C: So you think I have some kind of radar to locate Italian food? More racist.
D: What?! How!? I can't win with you!