# 4

I eat meat. It's no mystery that meat is delicious and a good source of nutrients. There's nothing I enjoy more than a hamburger, Internet. I'm sorry, correction cheeseburger. If I could, I would roam the streets roaring like a damn T-Rex (but they put people in the funny house for shit like that nowadays) I dare to dream.
Why this random meat topic?... Here's the deal, I dislike PETA. I think they are elitist backward ass thinkers who are too concerned with saving animals to contemplate the real problems in the world. Children are starving and dying from cancer, natural disasters are in abundance and brother is killing brother in every country, continent and hemisphere. Why does it matter whether someone is eating meat or wearing fur. Is the way that these animals are treated wrong? Yes. But should people be attacked and criticized for exercising a right? What you don't have the right to do is run around harassing people and throwing red paint on people's personal property. Why don't they go down to Rikers and throw that shit on actual murderers? Do they realize that they are in fact killing more animals by destroying already made fur coats? They're just going to go out and kill more. A good fur coat can last you a lifetime but PETA's probably keeping the fur people in business. Funny how it's okay to destroy people's personal property. If anyone ever threw paint on me, I'd throw paint on them, their home, their car and their first born child (non-toxic of course- I'm no monster)
Look, I'm against clubbing baby seals, poaching whales and hunting for sport but there is always a line. Just because I don't want to do something doesn't mean that someone else can't.
Something like 75% or more of the animals that have ever walked on planet earth are dead. DEAD. Not endangered or on the brink or in breeding programs in your local zoos. D-E-A-D. Gone the way of the DoDo. And I have news for people we're probably not too far down on the list of extinctions to come. I don't interogate vegetarians for their dietary choices (to each his own) but I have been subject to questioning and judgement by vegetarians/vegans/whatever you call yourself (I don't know the rules).
Serious question: Why do you guys like your tofu to taste like beef and chicken? You don't want to eat the dead carcass but you want it to taste like the dead carcass? Why not just make it taste like candy or ice cream? I bet more people would eat it.
I'm a health freak. I eat right, take care of my body, don't smoke, limited drinking and workout every week. I am in great condition. I just got my physical results back from my doctor today he used the word "perfect" to describe my health, and I eat meat like it's nobody's business. So it's not for health reasons that I should stop eating meat. I'm probably in better shape than most vegetarians. People just need to realize it's not wrong to eat meat. It doesn't make you a bad person.
So PETA, suck it. Suck it hard. While you attack us for eating a cow, notice how no one's protesting on your front lawn to save the soy bean. I'm commending Kelis today for her hilarious and totally awesome words in an open letter to PETA for attacking her. This is just a small taste.
"There is no humane way to kill anything, let me start there. It's unfortunate but it's part of life. With that being said I would eat pterodactyl if you found some and you told me it was meaty and delicious."