#21

So Internet, yesterday was 4/20 or "When Lazy Good For Nothing Stoners Continue to Be Lazy Good For Nothing Stoners Day" don't worry that's just the working title.
Maybe that's harsh but honestly anyone who gets excited about a date where the sole expectation is to inhale chemicals into your body, eat and have conversations about nothing should be beaten. It's okay they're high they probably wouldn't really notice at first.
I personally hate wasting my time and pot smoking is like top five things you can do to waste your time. You ever talked to someone stoned? It's one of the most irritating and frustrating things cause they think that they are making sense, are saying something smart or are being funny when in reality they are doing none of these things. I'd rather go down to the old folks home and talk to Gerry, the crazy guy who licks the walls and talks about the 30's cause maybe I'd actually get a good story out of it instead of making sure your dumb ass isn't harassing someone on the street or getting hit by a car.
4/20 is a children's holiday, like Easter and Valentine's Day. Unless you're a 14 year old sub-urban youth, you really shouldn't get that excited for an activity you already do on a daily basis. I don't see anyone designating a national coffee day cause I do that every fucking day of my life and I gotta tell it's glorious and doesn't hinder my ability to be a coherent adult.
I hope these freaks did go out and enjoy yesterday because if you did you're kind of a douche. See, April 20th is Hitler's birthday and the anniversary of the Columbine shootings so I hope you had fun giggling in your basement while killing your last 50 brain cells. I like the rest of the world was out at work and school being a productive member of society. But here is a twinkie in congratulations for making a bong out of a soda bottle with your friend Booger. And stop fucking laughing. No one said anything let alone said something funny.