#21.5

C: you need a human sized purse
D: lol why human sized
C: not that hampster thing you carry around more space so shit doesn't fall out everytime you open it I could fit a 3 month old in my purse
D: have you tested this theory?
C: yes I take infants and shove them in my bag then I give them back to their parents and run like a mad woman Cause I"m pretty sure it's a crime what I'm doing
D: well, if its a tested theory, then i cant just overlook the evidence i guess i need a human sized purse
C: it's staring you right in the face just embrace it
D: the infant?
C: no
D: okay good
C: well they do stare
D: That'd be creepy